smug-piplup:

LET IT RIP

posted on August 26, 2014 from amatsuren (originally smug-piplup) with 3,252 notes
#humor #pokemon


ruinedchildhood:

If Michael Bay Directed Pixar’s ‘UP’

posted on August 26, 2014 from amatsuren (originally ruinedchildhood) with 32,697 notes
#humor #video


dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: yorkcarolina)

posted on August 26, 2014 from amatsuren (originally yorkcarolina) with 137,772 notes
#humor


me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
posted on August 26, 2014 from mortalvis (originally dajo42) with 151,067 notes
#humor


rhamphotheca:

At Paxon Rodent Services, our team of highly trained technicians will fully inspect and clean your capybara… FOR NO EXTRA COST!



micdotcom:

Vile photos show the crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border no one is talking about

With a spate of huge stories breaking in the past few weeks, you might not have caught the massive environmental crisis in northern Mexico that began earlier in August.

According to the Associated Press, local politicians claim that Grupo Mexico, a private mining company in Sonora with a troubling track record of hazardous waste violations in Mexico and the U.S., was slow to report a disastrous fault in its leaching ponds, which hold industrial acid used in the mining process. The spill released around 10 million gallons of acid into the Bacanuchi and Sonora Rivers.

20,000 people were without water | Follow micdotcom 

posted on August 20, 2014 from mortalvis (originally micdotcom) with 39,792 notes
#Mexico #America #pollution #environmentalism #conservation


healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

posted on August 20, 2014 from mortalvis (originally boredandmoist) with 412,863 notes
#true facts


vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

posted on August 20, 2014 from buttbot (originally tastefullyoffensive) with 151,770 notes
#humor


ethiopienne:

dragonheartedrabbit:

Going on right now in Ferguson: Police are raiding a church that has been stocked with medical supplies, food, and tear gas recovery kits for community members engaging in protests. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Stand up, speak out. 

This is real life. (x)

posted on August 20, 2014 from buttbot (originally dragonheartedrabbit) with 60,846 notes
#ferguson #america #wheeeeeeeeee


leonerdnimoy:

whowasntthere:

lunulata:

emperor-shatterfingers:

hyenas, terrifying and excellently organized predators of the savannah

also surprisingly docile and like neck scritches and have a tail chasing compulsion

if you don’t think hyenas are great then you’re objectively wrong

Aaaahhh, I love hyenas. :D

Hyenas: Always getting a bad rap because lions are jerks. Lions actually steal from hyenas most of the time because hyenas are the better predators — but they’re also very skittish when faced with a giant pride of cats. Adorable babies!

Okay, lemme tell you about spotted hyenas, aka the BAMFiest BAMFs in the animal kingdom.

  1. Their societies are entirely female-dominated. Female hyenas are larger and stronger than males and have higher social status in clan hierarchy - even the lowest-ranking female in a hyena clan is higher up the social ladder than the highest-ranking male. They’re basically the Amazons of the animal world. The females even have false penis-like appendages (which are essentially large clitorises), which led the ancient Greeks to think that hyenas were hermaphrodites. Because fuck your narrow human perceptions of sex and gender roles, that’s why.
  2. They are considered the dominant predators of the African savannah, despite not being the largest or strongest, because they are the most successful hunters. Their hunting success rate is estimated to be about 70-80%, meaning that they catch about 70-80% of prey they pursue - a freakishly high statistic (to compare, the success rate of lions and wolves is about 20-30%). They also scavenge much less than lions do, as whowasntthere said, and are incredibly adaptable and opportunistic predators, meaning that they are also the most common and widespread of the large African carnivores. That’s not too bad for an animal typecast as a lazy scavenger.
  3. Their jaws are some of the strongest in the animal kingdom, stronger than those of lions, tigers, wolves or perhaps bears, and can crush elephant and giraffe bones; hyenas are also able to digest all bone matter. Don’t tell me that’s not metal as fuck.
  4. Despite looking like dogs, they are not part of the dog family and are actually more closely related to cats. Because fuck your logic. Nature does what it wants.
  5. They are incredibly intelligent. They are easily as intelligent as primates and some scientists claim that their intelligence may even rival that of the great apes, which would make them among the most intelligent animals in the world. Hyenas even outperform chimpanzees on some tests, which is pretty damn awesome, considering that chimpanzees are our closest relatives and all.

So yeah, basically hyenas are awesome and badass as well as truly fascinating animals and if you don’t have at least a bit of respect for them you’re wrong.

(Source: a-humble-hyena)

posted on August 20, 2014 from captainhanni (originally a-humble-hyena) with 100,253 notes
#animals #hyenas #cool stuff


thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

posted on August 19, 2014 from standupandlive (originally thedandyunderworld) with 115,395 notes
#humor


1212m:

NOT ENOUGH

posted on August 19, 2014 from 1212m (originally 1212m) with 55,517 notes
#pachirisu #pokemon #humor #the legend will never die


Ferguson from my TL- August 18 (2/3)

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Ways you can help:

https://twitter.com/SheSeauxSaditty

http://afro-dykey.tumblr.com/post/95096989345/things-you-can-do-for-ferguson

https://www.change.org/p/president-barack-obama-please-enact-new-federal-laws-to-protect-citizens-from-police-violence-and-misconduct

posted on August 19, 2014 from yummytomatoes (originally thewilsonblog) with 58,915 notes
#ferguson #police brutality #terrorism #america #wheeeeeeeeee


jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

(Source: theconcealedweapon)

posted on August 16, 2014 from standupandlive (originally theconcealedweapon) with 109,665 notes
#feminism #true facts


bananasandguavas:

groot using…frenzy plant? aha who knows i just wanted to paint these two again

i originally wanted to color this picture much more simply, but then decided that what is summer vacation free time good for if not rendering the hell out of things

posted on August 16, 2014 from mortalvis (originally bananasandguavas) with 7,652 notes
#groot #guardians of the galaxy #rad art