i took my batteries out my mysticism and put 'em in my thinking cap
Reblogged from standupandlive
Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldyor the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle
(Source: fydollaho)
Reblogged from allhaillucifurr
” ‘Professor Snape made a terrible mistake. He was still in Lord Voldemort’s employ on the night he heard the first half of Professor Trelawney’s prophecy. Naturally, he hastened to tell his master what he had heard, for it concerned his master most deeply. But he did not know - he had no possible way of knowing - which boy Voldemort would hunt from then onward, or that the parents he would destroy in his murderous quest were people that Professor Snape knew, that they were your mother and father-‘
Harry let out a yell of mirthless laughter.
‘He hated my dad like he hated Sirius! Haven’t you noticed, Professor, how the people Snape hates tend to end up dead?’
‘You have no idea the remorse Professor Snape felt when he realized how Lord Voldemort had interpreted the prophecy, Harry. I believe it to e the greatest regret of his life and the reason he returned-‘”
(Source: zombi-3)
Reblogged from lazydaisydreams-deactivated2011
“He was a FOOL, for he made only ONE Horcrux!”

Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Why did you get Doctor Who in my Harry Potter? (And the Doctor doesn’t kill people what are you talking about).