Hogwarts Headmasters (x)

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posted on December 8, 2013 from standupandlive (originally ackerman-ism) with 96,055 notes
#humor #harry potter


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posted on April 1, 2013 from scubafro (originally thiefqueenftw) with 251,724 notes
#humor #harry potter #gay stuff


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posted on January 27, 2013 from chickennuggerlesschild (originally fallforwatsonmoved) with 640,089 notes
#harry potter



Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

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posted on August 29, 2012 from standupandlive (originally fydollaho) with 766,641 notes
#Harry Potter

Huh… Always thought I’d be in Ravenclaw. o.o

posted on September 28, 2011 with 0 notes
#Pottermore #Harry Potter #Gryffindor #Ravenclaw #Sorting Hat

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plzno submitted

oh my fucking god aksdmf

posted on September 17, 2011 from whenwearebothcats (originally iraffiruse) with 877 notes
#harry potter #submission #submission

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" ‘Professor Snape made a terrible mistake. He was still in Lord Voldemort’s employ on the night he heard the first half of Professor Trelawney’s prophecy. Naturally, he hastened to tell his master what he had heard, for it concerned his master most deeply. But he did not know - he had no possible way of knowing - which boy Voldemort would hunt from then onward, or that the parents he would destroy in his murderous quest were people that Professor Snape knew, that they were your mother and father-‘

     Harry let out a yell of mirthless laughter.

     ‘He hated my dad like he hated Sirius! Haven’t you noticed, Professor, how the people Snape hates tend to end up dead?’

     ‘You have no idea the remorse Professor Snape felt when he realized how Lord Voldemort had interpreted the prophecy, Harry. I believe it to e the greatest regret of his life and the reason he returned-‘

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posted on July 22, 2011 from allhaillucifurr (originally lxthers) with 29 notes
#Snape #Half-Blood Prince #Quote #Harry Potter

462. I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

"He was a FOOL, for he made only ONE Horcrux!"

David Tennant in The Goblet of Fire:

Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Why did you get Doctor Who in my Harry Potter? (And the Doctor doesn’t kill people what are you talking about).

posted on July 10, 2011 with 2 notes
#slowpoke #david tennant #doctor who #harry potter